Elementary Cafeteria: Along the same lines as Iron Chef... but not. Leftover foods are randomly combined in the same fashion as the gross boys at your elementary school cafeteria table. Milk and ketchup are added at random for extra grossness. Participants are blindfolded and fed the combinations. Each identified ingredient earns a point.
Bachelor Grab: Seeing as there is only one singleton involved in this extravaganza, this game completely revolves around ME. Each participant has 30 minutes to go out in Greensboro and find a bachelor to bring in to be interviewed.
Points are awarded based on the following criteria:
* Creativity of location bachelor was found
* Score on Bible Trivia test (not too low... but not too high...)
* Height (the taller than me, the better)
* Sense of humor (points for his ability to be funny, more points if he thinks I am funny)
* Job (apparently I am a job snob. May as well embrace it)
* Ability to do odd jobs around the house (plumbing, carpentry, car stuff, etc.)
*** Bonus points if Josh Mullins can wear his clothes
*** Bonus points if he can provide substantial proof that is mother isn't a wack-a-doo
Points will be subtracted from the total for the following:
* Owning an inside dog (even more subtracted if said dog would fit in my purse)
* Pleated pants (if coupled with a short sleeve dress shirt, automatic disqualification)
* Cologne (soap or aftershave are acceptable)
* Overall wimpiness (enough said)
* Gum chewing (more points subtracted for spearmint and wintergreen)
* Crippling cheapness (I'm okay with the dollar movie... but not ALL THE TIME!)
*****In case of a tie, a wrestling match will occur. Each bachelor will receive coaching from the Joshes on how to wrestle and not look too... you know. The winner will be whoever comes off looking the least ridiculous and inappropriate, not necessarily who wins the match.
* Creativity of location bachelor was found* Score on Bible Trivia test (not too low... but not too high...)
* Height (the taller than me, the better)
* Sense of humor (points for his ability to be funny, more points if he thinks I am funny)
* Job (apparently I am a job snob. May as well embrace it)
* Ability to do odd jobs around the house (plumbing, carpentry, car stuff, etc.)
*** Bonus points if Josh Mullins can wear his clothes
*** Bonus points if he can provide substantial proof that is mother isn't a wack-a-doo
Points will be subtracted from the total for the following:
* Owning an inside dog (even more subtracted if said dog would fit in my purse)* Pleated pants (if coupled with a short sleeve dress shirt, automatic disqualification)
* Cologne (soap or aftershave are acceptable)
* Overall wimpiness (enough said)
* Gum chewing (more points subtracted for spearmint and wintergreen)
* Crippling cheapness (I'm okay with the dollar movie... but not ALL THE TIME!)
*****In case of a tie, a wrestling match will occur. Each bachelor will receive coaching from the Joshes on how to wrestle and not look too... you know. The winner will be whoever comes off looking the least ridiculous and inappropriate, not necessarily who wins the match.
3 comments:
Any leftovers from your Bachelor Grab can be sent my direction! I'll take the second to last man standing in the wrestling match! Sounds like some fun games.
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